Thursday, September 9, 2010

sydney madness 2

So as i mentioned before, we were sleeping at Taronga Zoo. And because we were sleeping at the zoo we got a tour in the morning. It was quite fun though we had to get up SO EARLY!!!!
The best part of the tour however was the fact that we got to feed the giraffes! They are the giants of the animal kingdom, your neck got a crink in it from looking up so much. They had these big deep wrinkles under and around their eyes which automatically made you think that they were old ladies.
We each got given a carrot and you had to hold it sideways and they stuck out its tounge and slurrped it all up.
Everything was going swimmingly until the giraffe decided that it was now and forever officially over carrots. Instead it decided that Marshmellows looked tasty. She held out her carrot like she was supposed to and the next thing we knew she was screaming at the top of her lungs as she was swallowed head first, the giraffe coughed up her shoes.
The next thing I knew the giraffe had broken out of its pen and was running around devouring everybody. I was the last one standing before i too was eaten.
Its rather dark and cramped inside here by the way.


By Cookie Dough    (victim of rampaging Giraffe)

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

sydneyness

A lot of things happen in the city, especially when youre on an excursion, in year ten and sleeping at a zoo. Yes, we slept at the zoo.
The whole trip was exciting but the real fun started on the ferry trip. You see it was at this ferry trip that a disaster happend. Of all the ferry trips we could have gone one we had to go on the one with Kettle Chips. Sugar saw him, with his fancy Ipad and swooped, just like that. Lucky she did becasue otherwise we wouldnt have been able to play with the Ipad talk about fun! But Popping wanted to play too. So he went to touch the $800 ipad and he touched the ipad with such force that it flew out of Kettle Chips hands and onto the ferry floor. It smashed into a million pieces. It was a hushed silence. Kettle Chips looked up, fire coming from his eyes.
Popping ran. He ran for his life. Around and around the ferry. He screamed "get me some superglue i need superglue". He had an insane idea that he was going to glue the Ipad back to gether. No one moved, he had ruined the Ipad, something had to be done.
Kettle Chips caught up with him lifted his legs and tossed him overboard. He didnt resurface.

Anyway that was adventure number one of the sydney excursion dont worry there is more to come