Insults in geography

Okay so this conversation is between two people and just so you know the first lines of each part is the supposed addres

Cookie Dough
3 seats from Dark Chocolate

Hello Cookie,I've been meaning to discuss to you te matter of your face,I don't like it please could you go to a vet and get it replaced. Please could you do this request.
Yours seriously sincerly
Jam B.


Jam Biscut
Sitting next to the traitor who laughed

Dear Jam, I have been meaning to discuss your body,face,personality and your lack of height. It makes ne sick to the stomach and I am literally choaking back bile. If not for your sake, please for my sake go and get ALOT of plastic surgery and invest in high shoes. As a nice and considerate person I will consider your request.
Kind Regards
Cookie Dough


To Cookie
36*15"29.79"S. 150*07"50.78"E. Elevation:30m

Oh what Ho Cookie, the monstrous beast, I've been anxiously awaiting your change of face but have yet to notice a change, whatdo you think you can trick me... Who do you think you are, my eyes have been trained by the Ninja Assassins of Japan. Please I am in pure agony if you could redo your face!Please for your sake as much as mine....
Yours Frankly Jam (Your(effing face))Biscuit.


To Jam Biscuit (Doesn't need geographical points as I can see he is in the row in front of me)

Dear Mr Biscuit
I see that to your list of horrible eyesores (your personality, lack of height,face and body) I must also add your low intelligence level.I for a fact know that your name is Jam Drop Biscuit. Not Jam (Your(effing face))Biscuit. Also your attempt at Shakespearean language are rather dismal. I suggest you study more. You might also notice THAT YOU HAVENT GONE UNDER ANY OF THE PRESCRIBED CURES FOR YOUR PREDICAMENT! I myself haven't gone under any of your requests as I said to myself.... 'Someone who doesn't know his own middle name,must not have any of idea what he us talking about'
Yours Kindly Cookie Dough


Dear Cookie Dough from Astleberry Oxford Universities

Dear Cookie Dough
I am most interested in your predicament. My name is Doctor Jeffery Archer. I am a skilled doctor in the art of face disfigurement an I think the case of your face is extrodinary. Because (forgive me for being blunt)your face is hideous. My dear and smart student Jam told of your fugly face and I wAs amazed. I would like to personally invite you to the freaks And very ugly people emporium on the 15th of December. Please (if you would like to be apart of this prestigious event) reply to this letter.
Yours amouraly
Doctor Jeffory Archer


To Jam Biscuit (impersonating Doctor) The Aslyum

Dear Doctor Jeffory Archer (if that's your real name)
It is my unfortunate duty to inform you that student Jam Biscuit has been committed because of the overwhelming tendency he has to impersonate other people of even fictious characters. He also ISA compulsive liar, I asume you he is worse looking than I.I found out the visitor hours of the asylum they ate five to six at night. Also I am surprised that the letter hot to me as you spelt my name wrong and put the return address on the front.
Kind Regards
Cookie Dough

First Time Ever

Okay so I have a friend who has one of these Blog Thingymajobs and she really likes it though she only uses it to post photos. Well I want to be an author when I'm older so I thought that I might start writing somethngs on a blog to see how it goes. I doubt that anyone will ever read any of this so it doesn't matter but you never know you may be surprised. By the way if i ever mention any peole in this they will be known as a type of food, my name will be the only real one used. For example the person I mentioned before is Snap Crackle 'n' Pop. Snap for short.
Hope you enjoy